“The happy voices of children playing in open fields would then be heard. And perhaps those not so young would be playing in pairs in not so open places” —
Things Fall Apart by Chinua Achebe
I’m sorry, but I found this absolutely hilarious. You go Chinua, you go.
- Person: do you have a boyfriend?
- Me: are you making fun of me
Driving in the most convenient thing ever.
- Voldemort: Hey I just killed you
- Voldemort: And this is crazy
- Voldemort: Why are you still alive
- Voldemort: You stupid baby